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Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary WomanBut some stars really test our generosity. For instance, someone named Lady Gaga teamed up with someone named Space Cowboy to record БЂњChristmas Tree.БЂ«I donБЂ™t know who either of these people is, but somehow I thought their title would be a little more creative. Or take George Michael. He was arrested for crack cocaine possession in a public bathroom-not to be confused with his 1998 arrest for lewd conduct in a public bathroom-but that didnБЂ™t stop him from recording a new holiday track, БЂњDecember Song (I Dreamed of Xmas).БЂ«IБЂ™m all for second (or third, or fourth) chances, but I think itБЂ™s safe to assume that George is on SantaБЂ™s naughty list. He might have asked for community service, but heБЂ™s getting a lump of coal. The all-time lows of Christmas music have to be those Jingle Dogs and Cats albums, where dogs bark and cats meow to the tune of holiday classics. Have you longed to hear БЂњAngels We Have Heard On HighБЂ«in a head-splitting caterwaul? Me neither. ItБЂ™s a shame there arenБЂ™t as many Hanukkah albums, but on the upside, at least they donБЂ™t have cats singing, БЂњDreidel, dreidel, dreidel.БЂ«To me, Josh Groban is the newborn king of the modern holiday CD ...» |
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