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Английский шутя. Английские и американские анекдоты для начального чтенияGood work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" "That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear." What's the matter with you? Is that the best answer you can come up with? Wow! I can't believe it Good work! A man was in a bar (человек был в баре). Hoping to strike up a conversation (надеясь завязать разговор) with a distinguished looking fellow (с важно, изысканно выглядящим человеком) sitting nearby (сидящим рядом), he said, "May I buy you a drink? (могу я купить вам выпивку = угостить вас)" "No," said the man cooly (холодно), "Don't drink (не пью). Tried it once and I didn't like it (попрoбовал раз и не понравилось)." "Would you like a cigar? (не желаете ли сигару)" "No. Don't smoke (не курю). Tried tobacco once and I didn't like it." "Would you like to join me in a game of gin rummy? (не хотите присоединиться ко мне в карточной игре)" "No. Don't like card games. Tried it once, and I didn't like it. However (однако), my son will be dropping in after a bit (заглянет через некоторое время) ...» |
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