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Dave Barry Is Not Making This UpThe hammerhead, its fin breaking the surface, zigzagged closer to Larry’s barracuda, then surged forward. “Oh ****!” went Larry, reeling furiously. CHOMP went the hammerhead, and suddenly Larry’s barracuda was in a new weight division. CHOMP went the hammerhead again, and now Larry was competing in an entirely new category, Fish Consisting of Only a Head. The boys were staring at the remainder of the barracuda, deeply impressed. “This is your leg,” said the dentist. “This is your leg in Jaws. Any questions?” The boys, for the first time all day, were quiet. Captains Uncourageous There comes a time in a man’s life when he hears the call of the sea. “Hey, YOU!” are the sea’s exact words. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately. That’s what I should have done recently when I was called to sea by my friends Hannah and Paddy, who had rented a sailboat in the Florida Keys. They love to sail. Their dream is to quit their jobs and sail around the world, living a life of carefree adventure ...» |
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