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Bang, or more lays in 60 daysIf she’s wearing a large, unique necklace, say, "Have you noticed that the things people are wearing on their necks are getting larger and larger?" Throw in a Flavor Flav reference and how he pioneered large neck jewelry. It’s okay to talk about clothing as long as you show basic fashion knowledge (if you start dropping words like "couture," the girl may think you are a homosexual.) I like going into a spiel about my four-year-old jeans and how the holes are "natural" and "cannot be duplicated." Rumors and gossip are related threads that fall within the people theme. Take advantage of a girl’s addiction to both by using them in conversation. Example: "There is a rumor going around that you don’t like my shirt. Is that true? My mom helped me pick it out." Or point to the poorest looking guy in the place and say, "You see that guy over there. He’s the owner. He doesn’t look like it, does he?" Your friends are a great source to fabricate fun tales. My favorite: "My friend right here used to be a club dancer ...» |
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