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Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary WomanThatБЂ™s why IБЂ™m never, ever, looking in hers. IБЂ™m not old enough. Right, kid, now go empty the dishwasher. What Francesca doesnБЂ™t realize is that sheБЂ™ll always be my baby, no matter what age. But I have to admit, sheБЂ™s grown into an incredible young woman who is everything I hoped she would be: smart, strong, funny, and loving. As you can see, she does tell the truth. And now, sheБЂ™s grounded. Family Fun Mother Mary and Brother Frank are here to visit, spending a week at my house, and I learned a few things you might be able to use when your own family comes to visit. By the way, letБЂ™s all stipulate at the outset that I love my family, even if it doesnБЂ™t sound like I do, below. But I like to keep it real, so what follows is the light side of the dark side of family visits, if you follow. That said, here are my Top Ten Tips to Family Fun: 1. You canБЂ™t chloroform your mother. What happened was that I wanted to take my mother to see the new movie about Edith Piaf. My mother loves Edith Piaf and is, in fact, the only person I ever met who knows who Edith Piaf is ...» |
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