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BOFHLet's just say it pops up with: "Yes means No and No means Yes. Delete all files [Y]? " upon login. I'm really starting to worry about the number of account breakins we've been having recently....В The manager isn't though.В His main concern appears to be the number of computer-related fatalities on campus. Funny world, isn't it? I flip the excuse card. "DOPPLER EFFECT"В Sounds implausible enough that it's plausable – with a little work of course. The phone, the bane of my existance, rings. "Hello, Computer Room" I say, being helpful "Is this the Technicians?" The caller asks. Amazing the number of deaf people that use these things. What the hell, I'm bored.. "Yes it is" I lie (Nixon would've been proud) "I've got a problem with my floppy drive, it doesn't seem to be reading all the time" "Hmmm. How old is the drive?" "About a year.." "And it sometimes fails and sometimes works, but it's starting to fail more and more?" "YES!" "Yeah, it's the Doppler effect of magnetism.." "I thought that only happened with light and sound?" >Bullshit mode ON< "Yes, well it's been found that on a spinning surface, like a disk, the particle's magnetic alignment changes, especially when the head is stationary and slightly magnetised in respect to it." "Duh ...» |
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