Моя чокнутая еврейская мама

Yossi asked Roberto what was happening in Paris as he had heard they were regularly using the Guillotine. «Yes, you heard right, said Roberto, «conditions there are as bad as can be. They are chopping off peoples heads in their thousands. «Oy vay, moaned Yossi, «what ever will happen to my hat business? Сonditions there are as bad as can be. One day a Jewish Mother and her 8-year-old daughter (однажды еврейская мама и ее восьмилетняя дочка) were walking along the beach (шли вдоль берега, пляжа), just at the water's edge (прямо у кромки воды). Suddenly, a GIGANTIC wave flashed up (вдруг гигантская волна нахлынула) on the beach, sweeping the little girl out to sea (сметя маленькую девочку в море). "Oh, God," lamented (застонала, жаловалась) the mother, turning her face toward heaven (поворачивая свое лицо к небу) and shaking her fist (потрясая кулаком). "This was my ONLY baby (это был мой единственный ребенок). I can't have more children (я больше не могу иметь детей). She is the love and joy of my life (она любовь и радость моей жизни) ...»