Cambridge Preliminary English Test 3. Teacher's Book

Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't? Little Johnny: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you didn't have to keep yours. II.PSubstitute Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Little Johnny: No, I'm little Johnny. III.PTeacher: Little Johnny, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? Little Johnny: I get up early. IV.PLittle Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework. V.PTeacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't either. VI.PLittle Johnny: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test. Teacher: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you. VII.PTeacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? Little Johnny: One dollar. Teacher (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic. Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father. Words and Expressions: Johnny американский аналог русского Вовочки to ...»