How's the Weather?

Shit, I hate myself sometimes! +–+ | +–+ Digitally EnhancedВ | This space intentionally blank for notetaking. |В |-O-O-| Portrait of:В | |В | % | Simon Travaglia,В | |В | – | Analyst/Programmer | В +–+ Waikato UniversityВ | +–+ UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE: nothing we had before ever worked this way The Real Bastard: BOfH #5 I'm bored senseless, so I pass the time by reading users email. I must admit that today's lot is PARTICULARLY boring, not one good message in all of them. I was expecting at LEAST some veiled reference to a grope in a storeroom, but nothing. So I'm bored senseless by the usual drivel about some relative's surgery and how the weather is over the other side of the world – that sort of crap. To relieve the boredom, I remove a e-mail party invite from a user's mail and post it under the senders username to to alt.singles.with.severe.social. dysfunctions on news, and make a note in my diary to be there with my camcorder. Should be a blast! Next in line is the online medical records database, in which the company doctors store the current medical histories of the staff ...»